be positive.

that-one-irish-idiot:

bravadopinfire:

shieldposts:

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

honestly 

whetavar:

Me: dangling hand off bed
Demon: *grabs it*
Me: what are we

clubpenguln:

bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*

a bop, a banger, and a jam are all different

insomniac-arrest:

but you have to feel the difference in your heart

bpdmetta:

*sticks my leg in the air* give me attention

scorpiomess:

I hope the next thing I get addicted to is taking care of my self and loving my body

nice-wig-janis:

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

lethbian:

please stop trying to make ed sheeran sexy. i don’t want to picture him feeling any kind of desire. the only thing i can picture him doing is taking his pet lizard out to the park for some sun, and that’s alright by me